29 Jul 14 @ 11:09 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

29 Jul 14 @ 11:08 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

baiovevo:

FIVE YEARS HE WAITED FIVE YEARS

29 Jul 14 @ 11:05 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane’s 2009 Commencement Speech.

29 Jul 14 @ 10:10 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

image

29 Jul 14 @ 10:05 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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ilikeyouandvodka:

Gotta go my rides here

ilikeyouandvodka:

Gotta go my rides here

29 Jul 14 @ 9:36 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

detainable:

me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*

29 Jul 14 @ 9:35 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

29 Jul 14 @ 7:19 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

29 Jul 14 @ 6:18 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

tyleroakley:

oscob:

jam of a lifetime

is it on itunes because honestly

29 Jul 14 @ 6:16 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

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tylerjosephest:

twenty one pilots + first lines

29 Jul 14 @ 12:11 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
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